I’ve have my sideburns removed. And it pains me. This is Jonathan as you hopefully have guessed. It happened yesterday and mostly because I was too Aberdonian, … let me take you there. Wednesday afternoon…
“You’re hair needs cutting”
“Can you just do it? With the clippers? Just the back and sides”
“OK”
“I’ll do the sideburns tho”
“OK”.
And before I could say “Dodgy tasting London meat pie” there was a snipping around my left ear and I was Forrest Gump.
However I have to say she did a great job with the rest and genuinely didn’t mean it – so she says. I’m only allowed to blog this on the understanding that I say some nice things to balance it out. So I’m off to say them to her. Big shout out to my awesome wife – I do love being married to you. Even though you’re deluded! 
ps any snood players out there?
February 29, 2008 at 8:06 am |
Not time for a career change. Keep pursuing teaching – less hands on!!